new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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