If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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