I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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