i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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