I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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