WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
