jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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