i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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