So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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