I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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