yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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