hotel room ftw
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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