Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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