I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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