I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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