you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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