Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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