I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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