I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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