This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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