the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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