So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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