I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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