that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
