I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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