...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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