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dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"

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(206): View more from Washington

Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.

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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.

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(315): View more from New York

Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover

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(661): View more from California

Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing

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(407): View more from Florida

my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.

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