dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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