i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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