yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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