All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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