How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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