At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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