It's like a parade of train wrecks.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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