The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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