On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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