I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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