This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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