Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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