who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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