I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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