he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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