my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
