No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
