where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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