Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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