I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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