Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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