Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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