Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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