it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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