Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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