Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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