the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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